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Match Report V Cardiff Card Games

23 May 2015

Initially guys, apologies for not having the stats to hand for bowling & batting figures!  but report duties were bestowed on me late in the club house after a few beverages!

A Friendly Game of Cards (Black spade (cards)Black club (cards)Black heart (cards)Black diamond (cards)️) tonight!!!!!

Batting first were Card Games, as only had 6 players at start(hey we might be in with a chance tonight as not a full house!!). Wickets tumbled rapidly initially, then reinforcements 'came over the hill' to complete their line up. Didn't matter much as wickets continued to fall, final score 61. Pick of the bowling was Brizer..... and on that note Brizer  is now no longer his name, as he continued his 100% record for drop catches and will forthwith be known as Liza, coz he tries to catch like a girl !!!!!

With a low 62 to win, skipper decided to 'reverse' the batting order(is he bluffing or playing a trump card!). Unfortunately this tactic backfired as 4 wickets went down quicker than a house of cards in a hurricane and skipper was in a 'flush', including. Early wickets included Vince with a 'golden duck' . It was then down to the 'class' batsmen to steady the pack to finally reach target with a few overs to spare.

***Champagne moment was going to be Mikeys glorious 6, however, I feel that this must go to Vince, as while fielding for the opposition, he dropped a skyer off mikey on the boundary, no doubt down to the feeling of warm piss soaking his inner thighs!!!!!

Looks like we may be actually going to India for our end of season curry as the coffers are being filled by the bucket load(and that's not just a reference to our Liza!!)

Cheers chaps - the Perv