Age 5 1/2
Lookalike: Sloth from the Goonies !! Compo from Last of the summer Wine
Favourite Band : Haircut 100
Favourite Song - Big Brother Theme Tune
Bat: Left handed. We think. Good mincing between the wickets
Bowl: Left arm medium (well he was 10 years ago probably more left arm slow now!)
Best Attribute: Nipples They are like Pygmies Cocks !!
Favourite Shot: Dwarf Porn Money shot
Best Eclipse Moment: Scoring 50 not out at Penarth against L&G 7 years ago chasing down a +150 total without losing a wicket
Favourite Eclipse Player: Dogger Condon who else
Fielding Prowess: Anything will stick to these hands!
2018 Season Ambitions: To possibly play again and then masterbate while fielding on the boundary without the skipper knowing